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Apu — While I consider this arrest unjust, I will confess that a night in jail is perferable to taking care of eight small children. Barney — I love jail. Free orange clothes? I demand to see your Tony Stark! I was just giving Chester money to fix my shed. Nick — Hi, everybody! Free plastic surgery in exchange for protecting me on the inside. I can make you look like George Clooney… although sometimes it comes out like Rosemary Clooney.

Buy any Clooney is good, right? Duffman — Duffman is being approached by seven dudes with tattos on their faces. Oh, no! Grampa — Why? Wait, who took my pills and why do I have all these dollars? Are these potatoes peeled well enough? What is no one recongizes me?! Luigi — Thrown in jail like a-spaghetti on-a a wall. And-a my only crime is being a cultural stereotype-a! Moe — I get put in the slammer for an illegal U-turn? You should see what I got in my basement! Shall we all go take a gander at the strongmen in the outdoor gymnasium?

Why are you pointing that dangerously sharp toothbrush at me? Aw man, I guess I'll actually have to do my job. After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark. I know, I'll get a Krusty Shake Calcium's a health thing, right?. Chief Wiggum, aren't you supposed to be patrolling Springfield? And do you see any crime here at the Krusty burger? No, you don't! Don't look by the register, there's a robbery going on.

Marge, the Krusty Burger is having a hamburger-eating contest! I'm gonna win it! If we lived somewhere else, you'd be a shoe-in. But Springfield is the obese-est American town not in Mississippi! I couldn't live with myself if I didn't try!

Once more, I join battle against my old enemey Got to Come on stomach, stretch! You can do it! Come on To the emergency room! Woo-hoo, I win the grand prize Five more Krusty Burgers! The player receives total and 10 in reward. After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark. Springfield Elementary will be holding its annual Talent Show next Thursday!

Ach, the most hellish day of an already hellish year! Talent Show!? I need to practice! After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark. Oh no! I just broke my last reed! This is a woodwind emergency! Now I won't sound awful for the Talent Show! This year, I'm gonna WIN that ten dollar college scholarship. Business stinks. All my beloved customers I better start running some promotions, even if I look desperate.

Excuse me, barkeep. I'm a fan of promotions and desperation both! Then you'll love Singles Night at Moe's! Two Drink Minimum. Well, good night, Moe. Remember, two drink minimum. Was that a cocking sound I heard? Are you pointing a gun at me under the bar? I may not have gone to one of your fancy East Coast bartending schools, but I'm pretty sure it's legal to kill anyone who doesn't order the minimum number of drinks. I'm in the mood for something cheesy, and bread-y How about pizza?

As long as I don't have to build anything After tapping on Luigi's exclamation mark. If my-a moustache gets any longer, it's a gonna catch in-a the dough mixer! That's-a how Mama died! A smashing improvement, what what! Was that a British accent? Oh, uh Mama Mia! I'm-a dizzy, from tossing too much Italian-a-style-pizza. What-a did I say? Oh, never mind. I guess I'll be going. Great Scott, that was a narrow escape!

I must remember to practice my idiotic Italian accent. After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark. Oh, I'm so hungry I could eat something healthy I don't know what was so "special" about that sauce. Maybe the Gulp 'N' Blow can satisfy my superhero-like super-appetite. Utterly terrible. Three tacos for a dollar?! You can get at least 8 donuts for that much! What this town needs is a classy place It's just like that diner in the movie "Diner", where everyone dined in a diner.

After tapping on Burns's exclamation mark. His easy-to-lose harsh temper usually turns down women and finding a girlfriend for Moe has therefore been a running joke, from indulged sexual abstinence to unsuccessful suicide attempts to dating generally rejected women. Content Updates. Skinner Willie Mrs.

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